FUCK this world.
Fuck everything in it.
Fuck its ideals. Fuck the people in it. Fuckety fuck fuck!
Fuck the fucking way that things have to work out and fuck the fact that all my life does now is provide me with stress and go stumbling downhill. FUCK IT.
Life is shit, come to realise it people. It’s a fucking load of fucking crap.
So I guess we have all heard about adding some ’spice’ into a relationship? How about some garlic or green tea with that?
Sound odd? According to some manufacturers it isn’t… Ice Cream. Green Tea. And, ‘Ordinary’ (just what is ordinary these days?) appear to be on the menu…
See here to view Ice Cream, Green Tea and Ordinary and for the even greater laugh trek on over to here and click on miscellaneous for ‘the garlic condom’ … yes, I’m being deadly serious.
skelmer
Meet the Phone Angel… a whacky and weird invention created for those who just don’t have the time to visit there loved ones graves.
Simply bury this ultra long life battery phone with an auto answer feature with your loved ones and whenever you feel the need then make the call and have a one-sided conversation with them.
Many in the grips of grief will find it hard to face a visit to the grave of a loved one, while some may be unable to make the journey. Now, help is at hand thanks to the slightly macabre “Phone Angel.”
You can view the full story here.
skelmer
hmn, I can’t quite remember how I came accross this site… but hey at the time I thought it bookmarkable.
It’s ‘Adult Engrish’. An interesting site with a directory of actual japanese porn magazine printings that seemed to have lost the point once translated. Click here
Personal favourites have to be where the japanese spelt colour ‘curror’ 
skelmer.
So you’re new to the Internet? Excellllenntt… This will be all nice new and wonderful to you.
First of all take a yonder over to the ever famous http://goat.cx. This is favourite for many a member of IRC and definately one of the most visited sites on the internet, beleive me you must go there to experiance its wonder… You shalt be disappointed.
And for some further education, let’s learn what a lemon party is. Head over to http://lemonparty.org and get some education into that head of yours.
Moving along (that’s pretty amazing if you are still sticking to it…), ever wondered just how discusting the human body can be? Multiply that a few and we have the whacky http://tubgirl.com.
Now that you hate the internet, my job is done. If you read this far then you deserve a feaking medal.
skelmer.
We now have a reason to offer chewing gum to females, I introduce you to “Bust-Up” (warning: page in foreign language).
A chewing gum which contains extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman’s breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone, says B2UP, the makers of its Bust-Up gum.
What are you waiting for, go get some and then grab the rewards!
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