The Wise Monkeys

Leon Holliman Jr., 37, of Jacksonville, Florida was reported missing from the River Region Human Services facility last month. On Sunday, he was found in North Carolina dressed like a doctor and driving a stolen ambulance with a dead deer in the back. The police had to shoot out the ambulance’s tires to catch him. He’s now undergoing psychiatric evaluation. From the Associated Press:

“I don’t know how the man got it up in there,” said Sgt. Robert Pearson. “It was a six point buck.”

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I’ve got to admit, the more I use the Internet the more advertising gets to me. It seems you can’t go to a single website these days that doesn’t run google ads or see some kind of ‘penile enhancement’ graphic proudly displayed at the top of the website…

It seems however that all of these sites have nothing on this one.

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Police in Germany are warning motorists that sucking a Fishermen’s Friend could get them into trouble.

It comes after a 24-year-old driver was found to be over the legal drink-drive limit during a routine control in Munich.

He was taken to the police station where blood tests found he had no alcohol in his system.

The man was released after officers found the strongest thing he had taken was a Fisherman’s Friend.

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ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Police in northwestern Pakistan have launched an inquiry after complaints about two dead women being declared elected in a local election held last month, election officials said Monday.

The women, one of whom died 13 years ago, were elected as councilors in the Upper Dir district in the North West Frontier Province, according to the News daily newspaper. The other woman died three years ago.

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One stock standard Suzuki Sierra + One off road trail + Michael: “Hey let’s take this random trail we haven’t seen before!”, ?C?mon, push on… It will end soon!” + Nightfall = Tyson and Michael stuck in the middle of the sticks with no food, no water, no warm clothes, and no credit on our mobiles and unable to fall asleep because moving too far would make the car roll… Welcome to our Thursday the 8th of November 2005… Read the rest of this entry »