The Wise Monkeys

skelm does it again…

video of what is left of my toe coming tomorrow.

If you ever had any doubt as to having sex before marrage, well I think it’s time we all stood back and really had a think about it.� What happends of the person you thought you were about to spend the rest of your life with was actually the same sex as you?

An Egyptian man found out the hard way…

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Wow… this car… is clean. This must be the first time I have ever seen Dreamz car clean.. He got it detailed once but half an hour later it was dirty again

Oh, I only made the title ‘WoW’ becuase then beuy would read it and be Mr Happyface… then he would probably go back to playing WoW…

Click here to see the mayhem…

On another note Dreamz car was repaired just yesterday - went off road and I noticed a 3 inch x 2 inch hole in the shock absorber they “just replaced”… Update coming soon.

Browsing around for a domain to host my new project upon and came accross http://stupidamerica.com… I wonder if the owner of this site still think Bush deserved another term… Doubtful. Stupid America…

Another day… another ebay auction.

“Buy my hopes and dreams” - For the next 6 days you can bid for the chance to be the lucky person who gets a box of “hopes and dreams”

Hi. I have decided it is time for me to let go and move on. To cut a sob story short, my dreams have been crushed and I no longer need them. You are bidding on my hopes and dreams. Everyone has goals, aspirations, and wants to get somewhere in life. I think it’s best if I just stop the nonsense and sell mine off. If the bidding happens to reach $100 you will have fulfilled my hopes and dreams more than I could have imagined and you may have them. And of course, happy holidays

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The music industry is to extend its copyright war by taking legal action against websites offering unlicensed song scores and lyrics.

The Music Publishers’ Association (MPA), which represents US sheet music companies, will launch its first campaign against such sites in 2006.

MPA president Lauren Keiser said he wanted site owners to be jailed.

He said unlicensed guitar tabs and song scores were widely available on the internet but were “completely illegal”.

Mr Keiser said he did not just want to shut websites and impose fines, saying if authorities can “throw in some jail time I think we’ll be a little more effective”.

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Ever wondered if those cartoons were true? ever wondered if you were to dig a hole directly down where you would end up? welll find out using this handy website. http://grad.icmc.usp.br/~cipriani/bighole.php

enjoy!

dreamz

I wet myself when I stumbled accross this, the new GTA name has leaked it’s way onto the internet.� It’s based on Australia, NSW actually….

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