The Wise Monkeys

TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.

The 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.

According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.

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Now before i go ahead and post the article i have to say on Behalf of all of the wise monkeys, Vladimir Villisov you are a champ.

A Russian pensioner has designed his own coffin to include space for his prized collection of porn mags.

Vladimir Villisov decided to have a special coffin made after surviving a heart attack and realising he did not want to leave the magazines behind.

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Victorian police are expected to charge a Numurkah man after he reversed his car 48 kilometres along the Hume Highway between Wangaratta and Benalla last week.

The 23-year-old’s car was found in Benalla after another motorist reported seeing it travelling backwards on the highway.

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Stumbled across this today take a look click here

we have also come up with a few ourselfs :>

dreamz “Hit by ugly tree?” “carpet match the curtains?”
skelm “My AIDS a Problem?”

Well Normaly i would be saying “only in America” but not today folks this actually happened in Australia, luckly It happened in New South Wales, If you havent heard of New South Wales just be glad you dont live there because not only do they have a bad Rugby League team but they are also Homosexuals with IQ’s no Higher than 50, and no im not taking the piss out of them im serious, Anyway onto our story.

A golf tournament was held up in Australia when an armed robber drove onto the course in a stolen truck. Golfers were stranded after police declared the sixth hole a crime scene and refused to let players through.

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Colombian man accidentally shot his nephew to death while trying to cure his hiccups by pointing a revolver at him to scare him, police in the Caribbean port city of Barranquilla said today.

After shooting 21-year-old university student David Galvan in the neck, his uncle, Rafael Vargas, 35, was so distraught he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide, police said.

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Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day.

They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence.

The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night.

The man has been charged with damaging property.

Original Article: Ananova

dreamz.

British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by “marrying” a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.

Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

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